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"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." Jack Nicholson 4.84375 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Never interrupt me when I'm trying to interrupt you." Winston Churchill 4.95 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Nothing is wrong with Southern California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure." Kenneth Millar 4.166666666666667 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"She was what we used to call a suicide blond - dyed by her own hand." Saul Bellow 3 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." Oscar Wilde 4.515151515151516 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.'" George W. Bush 3.156862745098039 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Suppose you were an idiot...and suppose you were a member of Congress...but I repeat myself." Mark Twain 4.526315789473684 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"That woman speaks eighteen languages and she can't say 'no' in any one of them." Dorothy Parker 4.615384615384615 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt comes with less fruit." Rush Limbaugh 3.473684210526316 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side." Hunter S. Thompson 4.426470588235294 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." Rita Mae Brown 4.625 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin." Jay Leno 4.714285714285714 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back." Will Rogers 4.9 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us." Laurence Peter 4 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read." Winston Churchill 4.703703703703703 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Thus far, the reputed idiot Bush has graduated from Yale and Harvard, made a stack of cash in the oil industry, become the first consecutive-term governor of Texas, defeated a dual-term VP for the presidency, and led his party to [November 5th's] extraordinary triumphs. Let his opponents keep calling him stupid; if they do, within five years Bush will be King of England, the Pope, and world Formula One motor racing champion." Tim Blair 3.5625 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Washington is a Hollywood for ugly people. Hollywood is a Washington for the simpleminded." John McCain 3.923076923076923 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Which painting in the National Gallery would I save if there was a fire? The one nearest the door of course." George Bernard Shaw 4 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"You may have genius. The contrary is, of course, probable." Oliver Wendell Holmes 4.8 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote


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