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"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know." Abraham Lincoln 4.428571428571429 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"If you are resolutely determined to make a lawyer of yourself, the thing is more than half done already." Abraham Lincoln 4 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"An editor is someone who separates the wheat from the chaff and then prints the chaff." Adlai Stevenson 4.5 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I love Thanksgiving. It's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts." Arnold Schwarzenegger 3.8947368421052633 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious." Bill Maher 3.9411764705882355 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check." Dan Quayle 4 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"That woman speaks eighteen languages and she can't say 'no' in any one of them." Dorothy Parker 4.615384615384615 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised." Dorothy Parker 4.9411764705882355 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows." Dwight Eisenhower 4.4 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable." Fran Lebowitz 2.5 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me." Fred Allen 4.928571428571429 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do if you find yourself up there." Fred Allen 4.75 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow." George Eliot 4.5 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Which painting in the National Gallery would I save if there was a fire? The one nearest the door of course." George Bernard Shaw 4 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.'" George W. Bush 3.156862745098039 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it." Groucho Marx 4.882352941176471 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it." Groucho Marx 4.8 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception." Groucho Marx 4.323529411764706 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I would not join any club that would have someone like me for a member." Groucho Marx 4.740259740259741 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Corrupt politicians make the other ten percent look bad." Henry Kissinger 4.473684210526316 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote


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