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"Deep versed in books and shallow in himself."	Henry Kissinger
"A bore is a fellow who opens his mouth and puts his feats in it."	Henry Ford
"The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side."	Hunter S. Thompson
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."	Jack Nicholson
"The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."	Jay Leno
"Washington is a Hollywood for ugly people. Hollywood is a Washington for the simpleminded."	John McCain
"Nothing is wrong with Southern California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure."	Kenneth Millar
"A pessimist is a man who looks both ways when he crosses the street."	Laurence Peter
"There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us."	Laurence Peter
"It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane."	M. Grundler
"Like many intellectuals, he was incapable of saying a simple thing in a simple way."	Marcel Proust
"If my critics saw me walking over the Thames they would say it was because I couldn't swim."	Margaret Thatcher
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."	Mark Twain
"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt."	Mark Twain
"Suppose you were an idiot...and suppose you were a member of Congress...but I repeat myself."	Mark Twain
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."	Mark Twain
"Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it."	Mark Twain
"I've seen George Foreman shadow boxing and the shadow won."	Muhammad Ali
"You may have genius. The contrary is, of course, probable."	Oliver Wendell Holmes
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."	Oscar Wilde

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