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"Deep versed in books and shallow in himself." Henry Kissinger 5 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"A bore is a fellow who opens his mouth and puts his feats in it." Henry Ford 4.625 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side." Hunter S. Thompson 4.426470588235294 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." Jack Nicholson 4.84375 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin." Jay Leno 4.714285714285714 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Washington is a Hollywood for ugly people. Hollywood is a Washington for the simpleminded." John McCain 3.923076923076923 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Nothing is wrong with Southern California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure." Kenneth Millar 4.166666666666667 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"A pessimist is a man who looks both ways when he crosses the street." Laurence Peter 4.5 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us." Laurence Peter 4 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane." M. Grundler 4.375 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Like many intellectuals, he was incapable of saying a simple thing in a simple way." Marcel Proust 4.461538461538462 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"If my critics saw me walking over the Thames they would say it was because I couldn't swim." Margaret Thatcher 4.666666666666667 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." Mark Twain 4.846153846153846 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt." Mark Twain 4.777777777777778 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Suppose you were an idiot...and suppose you were a member of Congress...but I repeat myself." Mark Twain 4.526315789473684 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." Mark Twain 4.4375 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it." Mark Twain 4.666666666666667 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I've seen George Foreman shadow boxing and the shadow won." Muhammad Ali 4.862068965517241 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"You may have genius. The contrary is, of course, probable." Oliver Wendell Holmes 4.8 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." Oscar Wilde 4.515151515151516 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote


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