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"Deep versed in books and shallow in himself." Henry Kissinger 5 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months." Oscar Wilde 4.964285714285714 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Never interrupt me when I'm trying to interrupt you." Winston Churchill 4.95 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised." Dorothy Parker 4.9411764705882355 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me." Fred Allen 4.928571428571429 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back." Will Rogers 4.9 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it." Groucho Marx 4.882352941176471 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I've seen George Foreman shadow boxing and the shadow won." Muhammad Ali 4.862068965517241 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." Mark Twain 4.846153846153846 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." Jack Nicholson 4.84375 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly." Winston Churchill 4.806451612903226 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it." Groucho Marx 4.8 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"You may have genius. The contrary is, of course, probable." Oliver Wendell Holmes 4.8 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt." Mark Twain 4.777777777777778 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would affront your intelligence." William F. Buckley 4.777777777777778 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"He is a very modest man with a great deal to be modest about." Winston Churchill 4.75 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do if you find yourself up there." Fred Allen 4.75 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I would not join any club that would have someone like me for a member." Groucho Marx 4.740259740259741 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." Winston Churchill 4.72 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin." Jay Leno 4.714285714285714 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote


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