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"I would not join any club that would have someone like me for a member." -
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Top 5 quotes from Groucho Marx
"Anyone can get old, all you have to do is live long enough."
"I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it."
"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it is too dark to read."
"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."
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