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"This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read."	Winston Churchill
"If my critics saw me walking over the Thames they would say it was because I couldn't swim."	Margaret Thatcher
"I once said cynically of a politician, 'He'll doublecross that bridge when he comes to it.'"	Oscar Levant
"Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it."	Mark Twain
"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."	Rita Mae Brown
"A bore is a fellow who opens his mouth and puts his feats in it."	Henry Ford
"That woman speaks eighteen languages and she can't say 'no' in any one of them."	Dorothy Parker
"Cocaine is God's way of telling someone that they're too rich."	Robin Williams
"Suppose you were an idiot...and suppose you were a member of Congress...but I repeat myself."	Mark Twain
"Imagination is a quality given a man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is."	Oscar Wilde
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."	Oscar Wilde
"A pessimist is a man who looks both ways when he crosses the street."	Laurence Peter
"He was like a cock who thought the sun had risen to hear him crow."	George Eliot
"An editor is someone who separates the wheat from the chaff and then prints the chaff."	Adlai Stevenson
"Corrupt politicians make the other ten percent look bad."	Henry Kissinger
"Like many intellectuals, he was incapable of saying a simple thing in a simple way."	Marcel Proust
"I dote on his very absence."	William Shakespeare
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."	Mark Twain
"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know."	Abraham Lincoln
"The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side."	Hunter S. Thompson

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