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"When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back." Woody Allen 4.2 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in my bath and she'd come in and sink my boats." Woody Allen 4.454545454545454 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch." Woody Allen 4.9 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote


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