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"Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in my bath and she'd come in and sink my boats." -
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Top 5 quotes from Woody Allen
"There is no question that there is an unseen world. The problem is, how far is it from midtown and how late is it open?"
"Eighty percent of success is showing up."
"I'm not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."
"I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch."
Top 5 quotes from Comedy, Marriage
"The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods."
"Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?"
"If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married."
"Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets."
"I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back."
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