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"If people don�t come to the games, you can�t stop them."

"I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question."

"Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting."

"I didn't really say everything I said."

"You should always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't come to yours."

"The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase."

"Why buy good luggage? You only use it when you travel."

"I made a wrong mistake."

"A nickel isn't worth a dime today."

"When you come to a fork in the road, take it."

"It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much."

"You got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there."

"I want to thank everyone who made this night necessary."

"Nobody goes there anymore; it's too crowded."

"Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical."

"If you can't imitate him, don't copy him."

"You can observe a lot just by watchin'."

"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."

"I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head."

"This is like deja vu all over again."

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