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"What I just said is the fundamental, end-all, final, not-subject-to-opinion absolute truth, depending on where you're standing." Steve Martin 3.3333333333333335 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"When I read about the evils of drinking I gave up reading." Author Unknown 4.4 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back." Woody Allen 4.2 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote


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