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"Always do right - this will gratify some and astonish the rest."	Morality
"It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt."	Talking
"It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so."	Education
"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."	Education
"There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist."	Miscellaneous
"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."	Motivation & Goals
"I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at once - all is discovered.' They all left town immediately."	Morality
"When the human race has once acquired a supersitition nothing short of death is ever likely to remove it."	Miscellaneous
"Dance like nobody's watching; love like you've never been hurt. Sing like nobody's listening; live like it's heaven on earth."	Miscellaneous
"Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see."	Virtue
"Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry."	Miscellaneous
"Adam was the only man who, when he said a good thing, knew that nobody had said it before him."	Quotations
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."	Age
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."	Clever Jabs
"A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar."	Truth & Lies
"There are laws to protect the freedom of the press's speech, but none that are worth anything to protect the people from the press."	Writing
"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme."	History
"The problem is not that we have too many fools, it's that the lightning isn't distributed right."	Comedy
"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer."	Miscellaneous
"Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned."	Education

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