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"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die." Mel Brooks 4.787878787878788 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"My son first wanted to go to Stanford, which I thought was O.K. The weather is pretty good, and it's a fairly short drive to the beach. But it wouldn't be as good as let's say, Pepperdine, which is in Malibu. And he said, 'Dad, what about the education?' I said, 'Clearly, I failed as a parent.'" Larry Ellison 3.888888888888889 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by." Douglas Adams 4.756410256410256 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote


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