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"Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing." Phyllis Diller 4.636363636363637 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up." Pablo Picasso 4.818181818181818 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant -- and let the air out of the tires." Dorothy Parker 5 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity." Eleanor Roosevelt 4.875 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is." Erna Bombeck 4.666666666666667 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Children always understand. They have open minds. They have built-in shit detectors." Madonna Ciccone 3.6666666666666665 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." Socrates 4.882352941176471 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Pretty much all the honest truth-telling there is in the world is done by children." Oliver Wendell Holmes 4 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic." Bill Cosby 4.333333333333333 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Children today know more about sex than I or my father did." Bill Cosby 4.375 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry." Bill Cosby 4.545454545454546 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home." Bill Cosby 3.8333333333333335 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Everyone is in awe of the lion tamer in a cage with half a dozen lions -- everyone but a school bus driver." Laurence Peter 4.666666666666667 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own." Aristotle 4.769230769230769 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Some people seem as if they can never have been children, and others seem as if they could never be anything else." George Dennison Prentice 4 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's." Robert Frost 3 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"The father is always a Republican toward his son, and his mother's always a Democrat." Robert Frost 5 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up." Christopher Morley 4.666666666666667 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"You make 'em, I amuse 'em." Theodor Seuss Geisel 3.625 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"...adults are just obsolete children, and the hell with them." Theodor Seuss Geisel 4.3125 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote


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