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Bill Cosby's quotes
"You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it."
"When you become senile, you won't know it."
"There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God."
"The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now."
"The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods."
"The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic."
"Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet."
"Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes."
"Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries."
"Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge."
"In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure."
"If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right."
"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is to try to please everyone."
"I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't."
"Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home."
"For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked."
"Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap on-a-rope."
"Children today know more about sex than I or my father did."
"Anyone can dabble, but once you've made that commitment, your blood has that particular thing in it, and it's very hard for people to stop you."
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"Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry."
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