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"Whoever is happy will make others happy, too."	Happiness
"The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not."	Health
"History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme."	History
"The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year."	Holidays
"What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light."	Holidays
"It is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and not deserve them."	Honor
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."	Humor
"Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritation and resentments slip away, and a sunny spirit takes their place."	Humor
"A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds."	Ideas
"Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand."	Laughter
"Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century."	Love
"Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often."	Miscellaneous
"Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example."	Miscellaneous
"I can live for two months on a good compliment."	Miscellaneous
"Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry."	Miscellaneous
"Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to."	Miscellaneous
"There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist."	Miscellaneous
"Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life."	Miscellaneous
"With ignorance and arrogance, success is assured."	Miscellaneous
"Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired."	Miscellaneous

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