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"Dance like nobody's watching; love like you've never been hurt. Sing like nobody's listening; live like it's heaven on earth."	Miscellaneous
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."	Miscellaneous
"When the human race has once acquired a supersitition nothing short of death is ever likely to remove it."	Miscellaneous
"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect."	Miscellaneous
"Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody."	Miscellaneous
"Sacred cows make the best hamburger."	Miscellaneous
"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer."	Miscellaneous
"You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus."	Miscellaneous
"It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech."	Miscellaneous
"There are several good protections against temptation, but the surest is cowardice."	Miscellaneous
"Etiquette requires us to admire the human race."	Miscellaneous
"We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove."	Miscellaneous
"I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position."	Money
"The conviction of the rich that the poor are happier is no more foolish than the conviction of the poor that the rich are."	Money
"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first."	Money
"Always do right - this will gratify some and astonish the rest."	Morality
"I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell -- you see, I have friends in both places."	Morality
"I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at once - all is discovered.' They all left town immediately."	Morality
"Everyone is a moon and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody."	Morality
"It is noble to be good; it is still nobler to teach others to be good - and less trouble."	Morality

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