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"Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in my bath and she'd come in and sink my boats." 4.454545454545454 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying." 4.647058823529412 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy." 4.2 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off." 3.8 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch." 4.9 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back." 4.2 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote


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