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Woody Allen

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Woody Allen

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"Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast."
"Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it."	Love
"Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman."
"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go, it's pretty damn good."
"The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you."
"The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more."	Morality
"The good thing about being bisexual is that it doubles your chance of a date on a Saturday night."
"There is no question that there is an unseen world. The problem is, how far is it from midtown and how late is it open?"	Miscellaneous
"To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition."	Atheism
"When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back."	Comedy, Morality

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