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"Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for."	Government
"Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there."	Motivation & Goals
"I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts."	Government
"I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage."	Marriage
"If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?"	Comedy
"If we have Senators and Congressmen there that can't protect themselves against the evil temptations of lobbyists, we don't need to change our lobbies, we need to change our representatives."	Government
"I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!"	Politics
"Live so that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip."	Morality, Virtue
"Nothing you can't spell will ever work."	Comedy
"On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does."	America
"Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with."	Politics
"Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week."	War & Peace
"The more you read about politics, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other."	Politics
"The more you read and observe about this Politics thing you got to admit that each party is worse than the other."	Politics
"The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back."	Clever Jabs
"What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds."	Miscellaneous
"When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person don't be surprised if they learn their lesson."	Anger
"Why not go out on a limb? That's where the fruit is."	Risk

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