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Fran Lebowitz

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"Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying." Children 5.0 avg (5 votes)
"All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable." Clever Jabs 2.5 avg (4 votes)
"I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota." Comedy 1.5 avg (2 votes)
"I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or or not." Comedy 3.7 avg (3 votes)
"In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra." Comedy 4.6 avg (8 votes)
"Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable." Comedy, Success 4.0 avg (2 votes)
"My favorite animal is steak." Food 3.8 avg (16 votes)
"Humility is no substitute for a good personality." Miscellaneous 0 avg (0 votes)
"Andy Warhol made fame more famous." Miscellaneous 0 avg (0 votes)
"Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep." Sleep 4.7 avg (12 votes)
"The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting." Virtue 3.8 avg (4 votes)
"Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make a profit, the interest is not so special." Writing 5.0 avg (2 votes)
"Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try." Writing 3.7 avg (3 votes)
"Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you." Youth 4.6 avg (9 votes)


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