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"Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying." -
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Top 5 quotes from Fran Lebowitz
"Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make a profit, the interest is not so special."
"Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep."
"In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra."
"Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you."
"Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable."
Top 5 quotes from Children
"There are fathers who do not love their children; there is no grandfather who does not adore his grandson."
"The father is always a Republican toward his son, and his mother's always a Democrat."
"The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant -- and let the air out of the tires."
"A strict master will not have understanding sons."
"The man who disobeys his parents will have disobedient sons."
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