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Woody Allen

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Woody Allen

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"On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done just as easily lying down."	Life & Death
"It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune."	Life & Death
"Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it."	Love
"More than any time in history mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to total extinction. Let us pray that we have the wisdom to choose correctly."	Miscellaneous
"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."	Miscellaneous
"There is no question that there is an unseen world. The problem is, how far is it from midtown and how late is it open?"	Miscellaneous
"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons."	Money
"It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better, while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more."	Morality
"The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more."	Morality
"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown."	Science

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