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Groucho Marx

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Groups: Comedians, Hollywood

Groucho Marx

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Quote	Category	Rating
"Anyone can get old, all you have to do is live long enough."	Age
"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife."	Marriage
"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."	Clever Jabs
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."	Clever Jabs
"I would not join any club that would have someone like me for a member."	Clever Jabs
"I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it."	Clever Jabs
"Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men. The other 999 follow women."
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it is too dark to read."	Comedy
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies."	Politics
"Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted."	Quotations
"Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house."	Television
"Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others."	Comedy
"Women should be obscene and not heard."

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