�	Add Quotes to Your Site - Quote Generator add quote of the day, random quotes or by topic (e.g. funny quotes)

Quote DB :: Authors :: Bill Maher	Rate this Author:

Bill Maher

Quote Rating Average (84%)

Author Rating (65%)

65%

Groups: Comedians

Bill Maher

Quotes: (ranking: 620th)
Search Bill Maher's quotes

Quote	Category	Rating
"Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease."	Morality
"Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious."	Clever Jabs
"Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit.'"	Life & Death
"The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs."	Christianity
"The cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us better people and don't come in clearly enough."
"The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm The Beatles."	Comedy
"We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities."	Miscellaneous
"Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them."

1

Browse quotes by topic

Comedy		Morality		Christianity
Miscellaneous		Clever Jabs		Life & Death

� Copyright QuoteDB.com

|

- Get a Quote
  
  in your email every day!
  
  We respect your privacy.
  You can unsubscribe at any time.

Get a random quote daily in your email!