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Bill Maher

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Bill Maher

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"The cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us better people and don't come in clearly enough."
"Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them."
"The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs."	Christianity
"Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious."	Clever Jabs
"The reason I love my dog so much is because when I come home, he's the only one in the world who treats me like I'm The Beatles."	Comedy
"Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit.'"	Life & Death
"We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities."	Miscellaneous
"Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease."	Morality

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