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"I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me." -
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Top 5 quotes from Dave Barry
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"You should do your own car repairs. It's an easy way to save money and possibly maim yourself for life."
"Over the next hundred years or so football saw a great many major innovations and refinements that are too boring to even think about. Along the way professional football came into being so that the largest and most violent college players would have a way to earn money other than simply demanding it from innocent civilians."
"What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death."
Top 5 quotes from Debate
"My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me."
"Exaggeration follows desperation."
"I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me."
"The sounder your argument, the more satisfaction you get out of it."
"Trust the man who hesitates in his speech and is quick and steady in action, but beware of long arguments and long beards."
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