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"There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist." 4.888888888888889 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"When the human race has once acquired a supersitition nothing short of death is ever likely to remove it." 4.875 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Dance like nobody's watching; love like you've never been hurt. Sing like nobody's listening; live like it's heaven on earth." 4.8714448236632535 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." 4.857142857142857 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer." 4.809523809523809 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it's time to pause and reflect." 4.790697674418604 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society." 4.76 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus." 4.708333333333333 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often." 4.666666666666667 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example." 4.666666666666667 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired." 4.583333333333333 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to." 4.571428571428571 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"With ignorance and arrogance, success is assured." 4.566666666666666 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody." 4.5 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"There are several good protections against temptation, but the surest is cowardice." 4.4 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Sacred cows make the best hamburger." 4.333333333333333 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life." 4.285714285714286 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Etiquette requires us to admire the human race." 4 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech." 3.8333333333333335 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I can live for two months on a good compliment." 3.8 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote


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