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"I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive."
"If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam."
"Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die."
"The difference between divorce and legal separation is that a legal separation gives a husband time to hide his money."

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