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"What is a wedding? Webster's dictionary defines a wedding as 'the process of removing weeds from one's garden.'"	Homer Simpson
"What IS your fascination with my forbidden closet of mysteries?"	Chief Wiggum
"When I first heard that Marge was joining the police academy, I thought it would be fun and zany, like that movie Spaceballs. But instead it was dark and disturbing. Like that movie -- Police Academy."	Homer Simpson

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