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"Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use."	Homer Simpson
"I'm not normally a religious man, but if you're up there, save me, Superman!"	Homer Simpson
"No, no, no, Lisa. If adults don't like their jobs, they don't go on strike. They just go in every day and do it really half-assed."	Homer Simpson

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