Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. by Woody Allen

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"Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday." - Copy to Clipboard
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"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use."
"I know God will not give me anything I can't handle. I just wish that He didn't trust me so much."
"Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason, than that of blind-folded fear."
"God whispers to us in our pleasures, speaks in our conscience, but shouts in our pains: it is His megaphone to rouse a deaf world."
"I know that the Lord is always on the side of the right. But it is my constant anxiety and prayer that I and this nation should be on the Lords side."

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