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"When I took office, only high energy physicists had ever heard of what is called the Worldwide Web....now even my cat has its own page." Bill Clinton 3.5833333333333335 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true." Robert Wilensky 4.473684210526316 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I assume you are on the Internet. If you are not, then pardon my French, but vous ętes un big loser. Today EVERYBODY is on the Internet, including the primitive Mud People of the Amazon rain forest. In the old days, when the Mud People needed food, they had to manually throw spears at wild boars; whereas today they simply get on the Internet, go to www.spear-a-boar.com and click their mouse a few times (the Mud People use actual mice). Within three business days, a large box is delivered to them by a UPS driver, whom they eat." Dave Barry 4.407407407407407 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"The Internet: Transforming Society and Shaping the Future Through Chat." Dave Barry 3.5 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"The Internet is a giant international network of intelligent, informed computer enthusiasts, by which I mean, "people without lives." We don't care. We have each other..." Dave Barry 4.571428571428571 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote


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