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"A University of Chicago professor said the greatest day in the world was when a water puppy crawled out on land and decided to stay. The water puppy, he said, went on to become a man. If he proves that, I am willing to give up Christmas, Thanksgiving, and New Year's Day, and to celebrate Water Puppy Day." William Jennings Bryan 3.625 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I love Thanksgiving. It's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts." Arnold Schwarzenegger 3.8947368421052633 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays." Henny Youngman 3.7 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year." Mark Twain 4.5 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light." Mark Twain 4.5 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote


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