» Add Quotes to Your Site - Quote Generatoradd quote of the day, random quotes or by topic (e.g. funny quotes) Quote DB :: Authors :: Benjamin Franklin :: View Quote View Quote "Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Copy to Clipboard -- Benjamin Franklin Listed in: Comedy Add Quote To Your Quote List Rating: 4.84 Rate Quote 345 votes submitted Your Name: Friend's Email: Top 5 quotes from Benjamin Franklin "Any society that would give up a little liberty to gain a little security will deserve neither and lose both." "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." "Be civil to all; sociable to many; familiar with few; friend to one; enemy to none." "Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage." "Some are weather-wise, some are otherwise." Top 5 quotes from Comedy "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." "I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch." "All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work." "Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." "The problem is not that we have too many fools, it's that the lightning isn't distributed right."