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Top 5 quotes from Henny Youngman
"My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle."
"All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others."
"You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it."
"I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places."
"I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in."
Top 5 quotes from Marriage
"I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back."
"The whole purpose of a husband and wife is that when hard times knock at the door you should be able to embrace each other."
"Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets."
"Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?"
"The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods."
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