» Add Quotes to Your Site - Quote Generatoradd quote of the day, random quotes or by topic (e.g. funny quotes) Quote DB :: Authors :: Rodney Dangerfield :: View Quote View Quote "I'm at an age where I think more about food than sex. Last week I put a mirror over my dining room table." - Copy to Clipboard -- Rodney Dangerfield Listed in: Comedy, Food Add Quote To Your Quote List Rating: 4.75 Rate Quote 8 votes submitted Your Name: Friend's Email: Top 5 quotes from Rodney Dangerfield "I just finished my first book. Pretty soon, I'm gonna read another." "I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet." "I feel sorry for short people, you know. When it rains, they're the last to know." Top 5 quotes from Comedy, Food "Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends." "I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks." "I'm at an age where I think more about food than sex. Last week I put a mirror over my dining room table." "We are indeed much more than what we eat, but what we eat can nevertheless help us to be much more than what we are." "Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are."