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"I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive." Johnny Carson 4.25 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up." Barbara Bush 4 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then it was too late." Max Kaufman 4.666666666666667 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back." Henny Youngman 5 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry." Rita Rudner 3 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I think that everyone should get married at least once, so you can see what a silly, outdated institution it is." Madonna Ciccone 3 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam." Johnny Carson 4 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married." Katherine Hepburn 5 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"It is most unwise for people in love to marry." George Bernard Shaw 4.6 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"It is not the lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages." Friedrich Nietzsche 4.722222222222222 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"It takes two to make a marriage a success and only one to make it a failure." Herbert Samuel 4 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married." Robert Frost 4.5 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I'm a great housekeeper: I get divorced, I keep the house." Zsa Zsa Gabor 3.4 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset I'm not a widow." Roseanne Barr 4.375 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards." Benjamin Franklin 4.5625 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge." Bill Cosby 4.285714285714286 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle." Amy Bloom 4.5 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished." Johann Wolfgang von Goethe 4 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success." Jim Backus 4.833333333333333 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote
"Man's best possession is a sympathetic wife." Euripides 3.4444444444444446 avg (0 votes) Rate this Quote


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