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"For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off." -
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Top 5 quotes from Johnny Carson
"Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: 'Are you ready?'"
"People will pay more to be entertained than educated."
"If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners."
"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead."
"I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive."
Top 5 quotes from Life & Death
"A shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases."
"The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it."
"Eighty percent of success is showing up."
"I'm not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"Many that live deserve death. And some die that deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then be not too eager to deal out death in the name of justice, fearing for your own safety. Even the wise cannot see all ends."
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