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"Guns aren't lawful; nooses give; gas smells awful. So you might as well live." -
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Dorothy Parker
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Top 5 quotes from Dorothy Parker
"The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant -- and let the air out of the tires."
"Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt."
"This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force."
"If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised."
"This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with raisins in it."
Top 5 quotes from Life & Death
"A shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases."
"The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it."
"Eighty percent of success is showing up."
"I'm not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"Many that live deserve death. And some die that deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then be not too eager to deal out death in the name of justice, fearing for your own safety. Even the wise cannot see all ends."
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