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Bill Cosby
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Bill Cosby

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"Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries." Age 5.0 avg (4 votes)
"When you become senile, you won't know it." Age 4.2 avg (5 votes)
"Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home." Children 3.8 avg (6 votes)
"Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry." Children 4.5 avg (11 votes)
"Children today know more about sex than I or my father did." Children 4.4 avg (8 votes)
"The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I did endlessly on streets that we reluctantly shared with traffic." Children 4.3 avg (6 votes)
"Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap on-a-rope." Family 4.2 avg (10 votes)
"If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right." Family 4.3 avg (3 votes)
"Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet." Family 4.2 avg (6 votes)
"There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God." God 4.2 avg (6 votes)
"You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it." Humor 3.7 avg (16 votes)
"I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love, just those who've had luck with it and those who haven't." Love 3.7 avg (3 votes)
"For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the one miracle the Vatican has overlooked." Marriage 3.0 avg (2 votes)
"Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge." Marriage 4.3 avg (7 votes)
"The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods." Marriage 5.0 avg (6 votes)
"Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on." Miscellaneous 3.5 avg (4 votes)
"Anyone can dabble, but once you've made that commitment, your blood has that particular thing in it, and it's very hard for people to stop you." Motivation & Goals 4.5 avg (2 votes)
"Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music that is even stronger than his passions for procrastination and weird clothes." Music 4.9 avg (8 votes)
"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is to try to please everyone." Success 4.7 avg (24 votes)
"In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure." Success 4.9 avg (22 votes)


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